The Scientific Method — p-Hacking Python T-Shirt (Heavyweight)
THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD, as actually practised:
while p_value > 0.05:
seed += 1
p_value = backtest(seed)
If at first you don't succeed, re-roll the random seed — and keep re-rolling until the backtest finally clears significance. Every quant, data scientist and grad student knows this loop, and knows it should never be run. Seed shopping, p-hacking, the garden of forking paths: the shortest path from "no effect" to "publishable" is a loop that keeps going until the number is small enough. The cursor is still blinking on the line below.
Syntax-highlighted like an editor, in two colourways — light artwork for dark shirts, dark artwork for light ones. For anyone who has ever stared at p = 0.051 and felt something stir.
Vector design — sharp at any print size.
Printed on a Comfort Colors garment-dyed heavyweight tee: soft, structured 100% ring-spun cotton with a vintage-washed finish. Relaxed unisex fit.
Dark-shirt version — white artwork, shown on darker garment colours.
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- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
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Size & Fit
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The Scientific Method — p-Hacking Python T-Shirt (Heavyweight) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
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M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
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L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
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XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
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2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
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3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
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4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
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